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Chuck vs Prez
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris
Where is Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris AKA Nick my canoe partner and owner of the canoe
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone
CHUCK NORRIS CAN SPEAK BRAILLE
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors
CHUCK NORRIS EATS THE CORE OF AN APPLE FIRST
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience
CHUCK NORRIS CAN TOUCH MC HAMMER
CHUCK NORRIS CAN PLAY THE VIOLIN WITH A PIANO
Chuck Norris Can touch MC Hammer
CHUCK NORRIS GAVE US THESE RINGS
CHUCK NORRIS CAN DELETE THE RECYCLING BIN
line of palm trees leading up to chuck norris' house
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face
Chuck Norris doesn't read books He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
Chuck Norris
